How I became a self-made thousandaire
If you follow these simple steps, youâre on your merry way to existing as a self-sustaining person, for at least as long as your will-power can hold out!
Category: HUMOUR
A sexier Halloween, the sequel
You might as well just become the embodiment of the Cincinnati Zoo at that point, because everyone in the room will want to drop a kid on you.
Douglas student scarred for life by roommateâs Halloween obsession
âHalloween merchandise goes on sale earlier and earlier, so itâs bound to lead to a kind of⌠societal confusion.â
Breaking mews
Who will be the next paw-resident? Here with us today are Dognald Ruff and Hillary Kitten.
What your Mario Kart main says about you
âComplete anarchistsâ is the only way to describe people who choose Bowser. You bring chaos and destruction with you wherever you go, especially the racetrack.
Tsawwassen Mills gives away hundreds of thousands in gift cards on Instagram
âI donât get what they donât understand about why stores would want to give away hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get some social media attention, itâs obviously foolproof.â
âIf thereâs no price tag, does that mean itâs free?â and other amazing jokes
âPro-tip! Baristas always love it when you order something off the Secret Menu.â
Company bravely refuses to hire anyone other than white men to combat tokenism
âItâs the brave choice, I think, and a step in the right direction.â