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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) During my month-long absence, I switched all Safeway’s price stickers with Best Buy’s price stickers. Now, people...

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Fauxroscopes

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come...