Fauxroscopes

By Cazzy Saturn Lewchuk, Ascending in Omicron Persei 8 Capricorn (12/22-1/19) A black cat will follow you around all...

Fauxroscopes

By Dr. Cazzy Lewchuk, B.S. Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will die under mysterious circumstances. Your body, covered in boils...

Fauxroscopes

By Cazzy Lewchuk, Master Liar Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Things may get your goat today. A stray goat that wandered into...

Bone-chilling bulletins

The hauntingly accurate news By Ruth Cho, Weather & Spirit Séance Reader This week at Douglas College, students reported...

Fauxroscopes

By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor Capricorn (12/22-1/19) You have to take responsibility for your dreams. You’d better apologize to...