How to be painfully, stereotypically Canadian in 12 easy steps, eh
Have you ever had someone say youâre not Canadian enough? Perhaps you donât love hockey or lacrosse, and would rather listen to British folk?
Have you ever had someone say youâre not Canadian enough? Perhaps you donât love hockey or lacrosse, and would rather listen to British folk?
Youâre super horny right now. You think, âWhy did I bring this guy that looks like an underwear model up to my bedroom? I knew I wouldn’t be able to control myself, and any condom I find in the back of my nightstand drawer probably expired last year.â
Donât you hate that feeling of anxiety you get when youâre at a party and someone asks you, âIf you could be any road sign, what would you be?â I know that deeply personal questions like that always make me nervous and unsure.
Halloween: the time of year when fear reigns supreme, and itâs just around the corner! While kids and adults alike are preparing for a spooky night, Iâm just hoping I donât get so scared by a child dressed as Chucky that I trip and fall while running awayâagain.
Since the fall season came upon us and everything pumpkin is happening all at once, I thought of making pumpkin scones a.k.a. two of my favourite things put into one.
When I was in high school I trusted that the education I was receiving would be based on facts, especially when it came to important matters like sex. Unfortunately as I got older I discovered that a lot of stuff I learned in âsex educationâ just wasnât true.
According to the Canadian AIDS Society, people living on the street or who have unstable housing âhave been associated with higher rates of HIV.â People are more likely to start using harder drugs if theyâre homeless and are more likely to share paraphernalia if theyâre addicted to drugs.
Taking the time to conceptualize, craft, and adorn something yummy lets your friends know that you love them in a (literally) sweet and sharable way.
Turkey! It sure is delicious, but with most birds clocking in at a whopping 18 pounds, youâre gonna have a whole lot of leftovers on your hands.
It canât be all about pumpkin spice lattes and falling leaves forever. Autumn will soon depart, and as winter prepares to embrace us in her icy grip, the threat of cold and flu season looms over Douglas College students.