Selling you on crazy

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The nonsensical nature of advertising By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer “Chairs. Chairs are made so that people can sit...

Political correctness

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Fecally plenary By Eric Wilkins, Staff Writer Political correctness is differently-abled (I swear my computer just autocorrected that). Everyone...

We aren’t actually hungry

Student Callahan Grun stars in a YouTube video satirizing the new rules. Image from YouTube screen shot.
By Natalie Serafini, Opinions Editor A recent parody video titled “We Are Hungry” was released, satirizing Michelle Obama’s push...

Time well wasted

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By Joel MacKenzie, Staff Writer I read a story once in which everyone lived forever. Two categories of people...