Ryanâs diary: DO NOT READ!!!!
August 26, 2020
I just wish that everything would go back to the way things used to be. Here I am, a former police officer hanging around a psychopath and his crazy daughter. I hoped I wouldâve run into someone else by nowâor at least someone who wonât try to eat me for lunch. Itâs my only option for now. Those things out there are terrifying. Apparently the infection has something to do with a new pill that came out last month called
âBonerific.â I wonder whatâs in it.
August 27, 2020
We found an abandoned encampment today with tons of those creatures inside. From the looks of it, the place was an old army base. The freaking creatures apparently knew how to use their guns! Iâm trying to come up with something to call them. If I go Hollywood, Iâd name them zombies. If I go AMC, Iâd name them walkers. Hmmm⌠Itâs something to think about.
August 28, 2020
Weâve decided to call this encampment âThe Wallâ because of the big-ass cement wall thatâs enclosing it, except for the wooden front gate. I thought it should be called âThe Castleâ but Mr. Iâm-A-Big-Dick makes those calls apparently. I wish more humans would turn up. I hate using this word, but for the sake of his innocent daughter, Iâm going to write it down: mutiny.
August 29, 2020
Today we actually had a couple humans join us at the Wa-no, Castle. Their names are Bill and Doug. I could tell right away that Burt really disliked Doug, but I have no idea why. Heâs probably just a tool. I could also tell that Lucy really likes Bill. I saw it in her eyes. Oh yeah, I also saw them doing it behind the Humvee. Ha, Bill. What kind of a name is that?
August 30, 2020
It turns out that Doug is a criminal. I shouldâve recognized him. Thatâs why Burt hated him so much! Man, Dougâs just lucky Burt only kills zombies. Yep, Iâve gone Hollywood. I wonder what he did before all hell broke loose? I also wonder how Burt found outâŚ
With files from Steven Cayer
