Guy just snorting away over there
Sniff⌠sniff⌠SNNNORT By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Last Sunday, Vancouver residents were treated to local Jude Heizer just…
Local woman lives without text acronyms
âThe future is rnâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor âI feel so free,â Melanie Bark told press. âIâve never…
Shoppers fight Black Friday crowds for subpar goods
‘ This isnât even my sizeâbut Iâll fight to the death for it!â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It…
Five sexy ways to say âBaby, I have a winter coldâ
As the outdoor temperature lowers, your internal temperature rises! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. The sexiest seasonâbodacious…
Horoscopes
As Jupiter moves in conjunction with the Sun, let the sparks fly! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Aries Something…
The quest for gold
By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer âAll right then, folks, we have made our decision. Crane the Dane will have…
Do yourself a favour and take a semester (or more) off school
Give yourself time to recharge and rediscover your life By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor Itâs been about a year…
Too many all stars, not enough stars
âRuPaulâs Drag Race: All Starsâ season four is too much, too soon By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer If you…
Be more considerate of those with fragrance allergies
Strong perfumes can literally harm people By Janis McMath, Senior Columnist Out of every possible scent I have had…
Wearing âfeministâ clothing cheapens the word
Itâs an ideology, not a fashion statement By Jessica Berget, Opinions Editor Seeing people wear clothes with the word…