Happiness in a jar
The idea of a happiness jar is that you write down something that made you happy on a piece of paper with the day’s date, and you drop it in a jar.
Get good
One of my biggest struggles when learning to play on PC was adapting to using a keyboard and mouse for my commands and range of motion.
Beauty on a Budget: Covergirl Outlast All-Day Soft Touch Concealer and Matte Finishing Powder
The finish is incredibly nice, and it does everything it says it will by keeping you matte and shine-free.
Retail worker asks how customer is doing, receives murder confession
“Honestly, I wish I could say that’s the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me at this job.”
First week of new Cold War ‘going fairly okay’
“It’s like they always say, you know: ‘Hope for the best, prepare for a nuclear holocaust.’”
Kids born in the 2000s now on roads, police warn
“We know that it’s a frightening time to be driving, especially for the seniors out there, but we can assure the public that we are doing everything in our power to keep traffic as safe as possible.”
Filmmakers continue to bravely insist on making the majority of their films male-centric
“Like, how many female characters and female-led storylines do you want? Half? In what world is that realistic?”
Student who finished first too nervous to hand in test, class stalls
“It’s now been 143 hours and 17 minutes. They could have written their midterms, finals, and 20-page research papers by now.”
You can now get official certification in mansplaining
Never use “in my opinion,” “I think,” or show any leniency or doubt, because you have to make her realize that she only thinks the way she does because she doesn’t know any better.
The best 20 albums from 2016
Even though 2016 seemed like a terrible year due to the many unthinkable events that occurred, at least the amazing music scene was a redeeming quality.