Douglas DSU E-Sports Club co-hosts League of Legends viewing party
The clubs plan to stream the Finals and project it onto a large screen, much like a movie theatre.
Fitness centre to introduce new changes in the coming year
According to Google Trends, Canada is the country that searches for “spin class” more than anywhere else in the world.
Yoga found to not only cure anxiety and depression, but leprosy, malaria, and broken bones as well
“Well, I mean, you can look at science, or you can look to your inner self,” said dedicated yogi Quinoa Jones.
Revelation that Hillary Clinton is kind of okay upsets many
“It’s just further proof that, you know, she’s pulling out every dirty trick in the book to try to get elected,” commented Trump supporter Guy White on his Facebook page.
Douglas Athletics Department starts up exciting new Clown-Hunters Club
The Clown-Hunters have described their sport as “a mega-huge intense game of full-contact manhunt.”
Bus driver causes chaos by asking everyone to move to the back of the bus
“People are being asked to ‘make room for other passengers’ and ‘walk two feet up a small set of stairs.’ The meaning of these messages are unclear, and passengers are starting to panic.”
Why the ‘Blair Witch Project’ is an awful movie
The movie’s plot is entirely people running around in the woods and freaking out.