The year is 2018, though to those of us in the trenches, we just consider it Year Three. Three years of struggle. Three years of strife. Three long years since the Great Evil “broke the Internet,” actively destroying any semblance of order, decency, and originality within these electric halls.
Are you sick of a government that doesn’t really do anything? Fed up with the corruption, bribery, and murder that are ALWAYS associated with council elections? Are you tired—just like, really, really tired? I know I am.
Havoc erupted late last Monday evening at New Westminster’s favourite noodle restaurant, as radicalized Pastafarians demanded respect for their religion.
“So hold up, we’re watching the film adaption of the book that was created from the erotic fan fiction of another book that was terrible? Just trying to get my facts straight here.”
The warm weather we’ve had over the past few winters has gotten the owners of the local ski mountains reconsidering the potential uses of their sky-top real estate.
A four-storey apartment complex on 2915 Glen Drive in Coquitlam reportedly erupted into flames around 4:30 p.m. on February 16 and continued on into the night. Investigators are still determining the cause, though it has been reported that the fire is not considered suspicious.
Controversy erupted at last Sunday’s Super Bowl game, with accusations flying from both sides of the field. Social media was abuzz over New England Patriots kicker’s comment at halftime.
Workers on the Northern Gateplay Pipeline encountered a strange creature late last week as they were clearing trees.