So Halloween is here and you donât have a costume. There are many routes to go in the land of last-minute costumes, including lazy classics like a sheet-clad ghost, or a cheesy pun costume that usually only takes a good idea and a T-shirt.
Last month, Apple announced the new versions of the iPhoneâthe 6 and the 6 Plusâwhich have become the fastest selling versions of the iPhone, with sensationalized reports that the 6 Plus could be bent.
You get home feeling rather proud of your recent purchase of a box of condoms, but now youâre questioning your ability to use them.
Halloween sometimes seems like the one holiday without a specific way to celebrate it. Although younger people generally celebrate by trick-or-treating, that becomes socially unacceptable when youâre in collegeâno matter how hard I try.
Music can set any mood. So what do you need on your playlist to make sure your Halloween party is spooktacular without being cheesy?
Seriously, donât make this dessert. I shouldnât even be publishing this! If you make these bars for a party or dinner, or even just as a study snack, I warn you, you will become addicted.
Have you ever had someone say youâre not Canadian enough? Perhaps you donât love hockey or lacrosse, and would rather listen to British folk?
Youâre super horny right now. You think, âWhy did I bring this guy that looks like an underwear model up to my bedroom? I knew I wouldn’t be able to control myself, and any condom I find in the back of my nightstand drawer probably expired last year.â
Donât you hate that feeling of anxiety you get when youâre at a party and someone asks you, âIf you could be any road sign, what would you be?â I know that deeply personal questions like that always make me nervous and unsure.
Halloween: the time of year when fear reigns supreme, and itâs just around the corner! While kids and adults alike are preparing for a spooky night, Iâm just hoping I donât get so scared by a child dressed as Chucky that I trip and fall while running awayâagain.
