Hipster dies in car crash because wearing seatbelt ‘too mainstream’
Mental condition known as Maxipterism claims first victim By Livia Turnbull, Chief Bearded Douche Editor (Humour) A tragic accident occurred…
Category: HUMOUR
Violence of Viewpoints: to camp, or not to camp?
I just can’t wait to go on another camping adventure! Nothing says summer like a camping trip in the BC…
Live Wires: July edition
In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press…
Fauxroscopes
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) During my month-long absence, I switched all Safeway’s price stickers with Best Buy’s price stickers. Now, people are…
Ministry of Fisheries and Oceans accused of anti-Asian racism
Ministry discriminates against Asian carp By Eric Wilkins, Chief Peace, Love, and Fishsticks Correspondent In a statement released last week,…
Rail-riding hobos begin sympathy strike in support of CP Rail workers
By “Boxcar” Liam Britten Although the CP Rail Teamsters were legislated back to work Friday by the Conservative government, another…
Live Wires: June edition
In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press…
Fauxroscopes: June edition
Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Don’t let things bother you today. Just live in the future. That presentation that was worth 45 per…
Awful Advice: with Aunt Agony
Dear Aunt Agony, Thanks for your advice on that big problem I was having trouble with! Now I know what…
Alberta shocks country by finding a political party “too conservative”
Political scientists: We did not see that shit coming. Like, at all. By Liam Britten, Chief Right-Wing Lunacy Editor In…