Woman self-cares to death
âNo amount of sparkly bath bombs could fix thisâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Local paramedics were saddened to…
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Local man denounces astrology, has lucky basketball jersey
âYeah, Iâm a Taurus. So, what?â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor âAstrology is a load of shit,â William Callahan…
Local action film fights for length
âThe opening credits alone could be an entirely separate movieâ By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Jeremy Jonders, the director…
BC announces new electoral systems
Vote for your favourite today! By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Canât decide how to vote in the upcoming referendum…
Girl with nothing else going on âreally into veganism nowâ
Reporters forced to watch âCowspiracyâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In what some sources call a lateral move, local…
Local womanâs dating profile just several collages of various group photos
Male users confused, annoyed, slightly aroused By Jacey Gibb, Distribution Manager Male users of the dating app Hinge were…
Chain email ghost saddened by lack of responses
Send to 10 people or youâll get a friend for life By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Cordelia, the ghost…
Local man sinks to centre of Earth due to giant fashion sneakers
âThe laces alone weigh 87 pounds,â says fashion insider By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor âFashion is beauty, and beauty is…
Passive aggressive coworker rolls eyes into back of own head
âShe kept saying she was fine when she clearly wasnâtâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Customers and coworkers alike…
Gavel of the law brought down on local auction house
Going once, going twice, sued! By Naomi Ambrose, Contributor Reporters have gotten to the root of the latest scandal…