Chaos ensues as dog and cat therapy sessions planned for same day
We asked the Reptile’s Collective on their stance in the matter. Venom Smith responded to the chaos, calling both sides “idiots.”
Tag: HUMOUR
One year closer to death
Do not mix the eggs separately. Only professionals and people who have their life together do that.
Photo: Birthday cake
‘The Sims 4’ sales skyrocket in Vancouver due to housing market prospects
“ In The Sims 4, I own a house and my parents are actually proud of me while I go to school. Plus, I got killer abs and a best-selling novel.” –Joshua Choo
Inspired by Oprah, Justin Trudeau runs for president
He announced his bid to run for American office early this Wednesday in a press conference at the American-Ontario border, which he promises to remove at American expense.
Student takes three writing-heavy courses in one semester
He was later found slumped over his desk, pen still clutched in one hand, having apparently died from trying to write too much too fast.
Canada officially names sarcasm as its third official language
Trudeau then made the announcement in French, and then in Sarcasm, closing with, “I’m sooooo thrilled to be speaking about this today.”
Future letter to the editor: The future is great
Take my word for it, the future will be kind to all of you.
OPINION: White feminism is toxic to female synthetic organisms
Female cyborgs only made up one tenth of upper-level and management positions, while male cyborgs make up three tenths.
Innovation in art
“Like, I said this is about the body, but it’s, like, really about my body. My body is in those splatters, you know?”- Parker