Obligatory complaint article about the hill
It’s a big steep hill. Someone should really do something about it.
Tag: HUMOUR
BREAKING: New Douglas student ‘figures it out’ within first week of general studies
Adrifton does not claim that he can see the future, just that after a few classes at Douglas, the future became a lot less foggy.
Panicked student forgets homework; produces a stirring, award-nominated, one-man improv show
“No one could look away from what was happening in front of us.”
Seasoning the means of production
Nothing feels better than the crisp autumn air, the delicious pumpkin treats, and watching the fall of the bourgeoisie.
Disappearing Donald
“If he is no longer corporeal, the only explanation can be that people have stopped believing in him.”
An excerpt from Columbia New-West’s stunning new novel, ‘Skytrain Gothic’
There is a feeling of helpless community, a people joined by suffering, as everyone in the car looks up at the sound of the announcer’s voice once more.
Pumpkin spice lattes scientifically proven to be made from orphan tears and crushed dreams
“These ingredients are common in many popular products these days, but not in these amounts.”
Newspaper industry in decline, leading to many cutbacks along paper routes
“I have hamsters that need to be fed, a bike that needs a new bell… I’m in deep here.” — Timmy Buckley, 12
Lena Dunham becomes a literal Nazi; attributes it to her “quirky sense of humour”
Critics of Dunham have suggested that this stunt is nothing more than a desperate bid for attention, while her few remaining supporters have half-heartedly mumbled that “Well, Girls is a pretty progressive show, so like… she can’t be that bad, right?”
Canadian Geese proven to absorb the repressed rage of the Canadian public
The answer? It might actually be our fault.