Kris Kringle declares bankruptcy three weeks before the holidays
Kris Kringle (often known as Father Christmas or Santa Claus), the keystone businessman and supplier of happiness for millions of children worldwide, has announced bankruptcy.
Tag: HUMOUR
The war on Christmas: Part II
We normally don’t meddle in the affairs of… holidays. We sit in our homes and our Starbucks, living through December as if it were any other month. We atheists take no part in the wars of Christmas. Usually.
You can stand under my umbrella
Vancouver is known as a rainy city (suck it, Seattle) and as such there is one daily item that many Vancouverites will never leave their houses, apartments, or dorm rooms without: an umbrella.
Say bye-bye to bad drivers!
Due to the increase in traffic accidents, the Vancouver mayoral office, in conjunction with the Vancouver Police Department, has decided on a radical new approach to dealing with road safety.
Basic trolling
If there’s one thing I cannot stand hearing from my fellow men around these parts, it’s the oft-repeated yet groundless notion that Vancouver women are usually bitchy.
Timeline: then vs. now
In memorial of the naïve, eager, young, student that walked through those college doors on a bright September day.
A little motivation for the end of November
I don’t know what to say, really. Two weeks till the biggest tests of our academic lives.
Festive merry-makers eager for November 25
Many people around Vancouver are ecstatic over the end of November, and more specifically, the arrival of November 25.
Breaking: Sports team does sport
Wow! Holy! Excitement! Last night at the big building with a lot of seats, the sports team most closely adjacent to the place where you live or possibly grew up—or where your father possibly lived or grew up—defeated a team that represents a place where neither you nor your father ever lived!
Cabinet crisis
Earlier this month, newly-elected Prime Minister Justin Trudeau made history by appointing 30 new ministers to his cabinet, an equal half of them women, and the other half men.