Subterranean homesick blues
So we’re deep in the thick of it. The fall turnaround, that is. Hopefully midterm season is over and all that you have left are infernal research papers looming ever-closer on the greying horizon.
Tag: HUMOUR
November’s lack of news probably means good news
November has always been seen as a letdown. The media can no longer cash in on Halloween themes, and it’s slightly too early for Christmas, which leads to a lack of inspiration and story.
Vancouver says no
In a recent city-wide vote, Vancouver has once again voted no to any sort of change taking place in our city.
Battle on holiday hill
War. The great divider. Destroyer of hope. Creator of borders. It’s been a long November, and we aren’t even half-way through this hellish bloodbath of a month yet.
Canadian Tire-d of this bullshit
With the Canadian dollar nearing an all-time low, some citizens have taken the liberty of converting their money into the more stable Canadian Tire Dollar.
Eight things scientifically proven to potentially give you cancer
Processed meats. A recent scientific study has revealed that processed meats (crispy bacon, salty sausages, the slices of ham in that sandwich you had at lunch) have a proven association with the risk of cancer.
Cuffing season upon us once again
This is a Public Service Announcement from your local RCMP
The clouds come, the sky darkens, and a noticeable chill enters the air every November, bringing with it the infamously deemed “cuffing season.”
Daylight savings time ignites conflict
A recent call for change has erupted, re-evaluating the idea that we need to set our clocks back an hour, as we did this September 1.
Kid blows hand off with fireworks
Charlie Tapler, an 11-year-old boy from Port Coquitlam, had a rather explosive Halloween this year.
Fun things to do this month
Mourn the end of October, with its colourful leaves and bright days. See how the branches become bare, dead. Look back on the joyous night out with your friends, everyone in fun and exciting costumes. This will be your month-long hangover.