BREAKING: Student still in bookstore line up
It was a cold and rainy Tuesday when we spoke to Kyle Sherwood, the last remaining member of a line that, to him, seemed to span miles.
Tag: HUMOUR
Apply to Starfleet Academy!
Students interested in theoretical astrophysics, xenobiology, and space travel will be pleased to hear that Douglas College is hosting a Starfleet Academy transfer program.
Tragedy strikes hospital
Late last Monday, concerned mother Darla Lang learned what it was like to live in her very own horror story.
Huge celebrity explains scientific fact
In recent news, today gigantic celebrity Johnny Mclessney revealed the truth about a very serious and troubling problem affecting our children.
Keep the youth indifferent!
Given our close proximity to the upcoming federal election, I thought now would be an opportune time to get a message across to my fellow colleagues (because I care).
Questions to ask Siri with your new Apple TV
Apple has come out with yet another addition to their lineup of super smart robots (one day they will take over us all, you’ll see).
Formerly driven new student now far, far behind the curve
Former wide-eyed idealist Caleb Jones was reported last Thursday as finally being totally broken by the system.
Without a clue
Today, world-renowned English detective Sherlock Holmes published a controversial tell-all memoir entitled Educated Guess.
Pornographic website consents to a little foreplay
Grand poobah of Internet depravity YouPorn is now the proud sugar daddy of their very own professional eSports team.