Giant clam eats man
‘The seas and beaches are safe for no man,’ says old, peg-legged sailor By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor This…
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Alex and the magic can
By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor You can’t buy happiness, but you have to buy everything else. This was a…
Local man excited to dedicate life to dream he did not conceive
‘Paycheques are better than thinking!’ says man By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor Local businessman Joe Ericson is as normal as…
Too embarrassed to admit their mistake in economic planning, Alberta pulls out of climate-change plan
‘Choosing to build Alberta on a finite resource is everyone’s problem now!’ says premier By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor …
The Hippo and the Cocktail Party
By Klara Woldenga, Entertainment Editor The hippo did not know why he had come at this small cocktail party.…
Doctors shocked by increasing number of unique amnesia cases in young people
‘So many have forgotten what words such as ‘literally’ and ‘Hitler’ mean,’ say experts By Klara Woldenga, Humour Editor Dr.…
Christy Clark joins Shaw Communications board of directors
This choice reflects Shaw’s recent announcement to “run their company into the ground before anyone else does.
Vancouverite outcry: Why weren’t cars set free on Car Free Day?
I don’t know what these people are talking about, our website clearly states what this event is about.
Dear Canada
All the signs point to it—flip-floppy behaviour, befriending literally everyone he comes into contact with despite passionately talking shit about them only moments before, the restlessness—Justin Trudeau is a Gemini.
Entrepreneur invents ingenious way to double his customer base
Harpen is developing seminars for his technique and plans to use his net-capturing to bring in a record number of audience members.