Tag: KLARA WOLDENGA

Rogue SkyTrains have and always will exist. Unfortunately, we only spot them when it’s too late.

I mean, who on Earth would think that 1,600 a month is an affordable bachelor apartment housing option?

We hope our customers will forgive us, but we must say this: We fuckin’ told you so.

Despite the low morale caused by the lack of memes, the VH has decided to turn the tables and directly appeal to the youth demographic.

“Just like that, I had become a banana.” – John Arbuck, local banana

“We can’t let a little human rights violation and corporate greed from a Canadian company throw us off our  niceness game.” – Carley Alben

In all my 37 years of reading your fine publication, the taste of your paper has never gotten any better.

“I don’t know why they’re asking for this; it makes no sense, and it’s simply impossible.” UBC tech scientist, Dr. Alex Garden

Take my word for it, the future will be kind to all of you.