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Ever since winter officially began, I have been cursed and followed by a traditional First Nations’ spirit known as the Wendigo. From the time I leave school to the time I enter my house, there is a solid hour of the spirit wailing and threatening to devour my entire body.

A local college student’s recent accomplishment has sent experts from all across the world into a frenzy. In a move attracting the attention of representatives everywhere—from the Vatican to Ripley’s Believe it Or Not!—Timothy Gilmour, 22, is confirmed to be on track to receive his college degree on time with no issues whatsoever.