Local student confidently gives wrong answer in class, disintegrates from shame “I would say the disintegration was an act of mercy.”
Weather improves just in time for finals “Quite honestly it could be hailing fireballs that explode on impact like something out of a shitty Michael Bay movie and I wouldn’t even notice.”
Fauxroscopes (Issue 27) Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Love hurts when you’re in love with a knife. It’s also embarrassing to explain to the doctor how…