“I am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.” – John Boney McBoneface
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell “Ow, my ankle!”
“I don’t own a pair of man hands myself, and stealing or buying human parts is illegal in this country, so this really seemed like a long-term, supportive relationship was my last option.
“We have electricity to light our areas, but lightbulbs eventually burn out. Stars, as far as I know, do not.” -Frank Almend
The orgasm and human body cannot become another impatient goal or product that reflects our own self-worth, as we will then rush to receive and create what should have been savored and explored without pressures, demands or expectations.
“In large swarms they’ve been known to destroy favourite restaurants and entire genres of music in a single day.” – Frank Greener
“I mean, who wouldn’t want a whole bunch of people mobbing them and asking for photos? We buy his dry leaves; he should allow us to take a photograph of him whenever we ask. It’s the law.” – Mark Jackson, tea enthusiast
“Usually it’s ‘dying polar bears’ this and ‘polluted waters’ that. But we’re confident we have found a silver lining.” Brittany Hughes