Shoppers fight Black Friday crowds for subpar goods
‘ This isnât even my sizeâbut Iâll fight to the death for it!â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It…
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Five sexy ways to say âBaby, I have a winter coldâ
As the outdoor temperature lowers, your internal temperature rises! By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Ah, winter. The sexiest seasonâbodacious…
Board game couple celebrates 50th party ruined
âYou guys are red, and weâre blue. No waitâyouâre blueâno-â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor It was a big…
Woman self-cares to death
âNo amount of sparkly bath bombs could fix thisâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Local paramedics were saddened to…
Local man denounces astrology, has lucky basketball jersey
âYeah, Iâm a Taurus. So, what?â By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor âAstrology is a load of shit,â William Callahan…
Local action film fights for length
âThe opening credits alone could be an entirely separate movieâ By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Jeremy Jonders, the director…
BC announces new electoral systems
Vote for your favourite today! By Caroline Ho, Assistant Editor Canât decide how to vote in the upcoming referendum…
Girl with nothing else going on âreally into veganism nowâ
Reporters forced to watch âCowspiracyâ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In what some sources call a lateral move, local…
Local womanâs dating profile just several collages of various group photos
Male users confused, annoyed, slightly aroused By Jacey Gibb, Distribution Manager Male users of the dating app Hinge were…
Chain email ghost saddened by lack of responses
Send to 10 people or youâll get a friend for life By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Cordelia, the ghost…