Essay-writing gothic


With tremulous fingertips, you turn the page in your homework agenda, only to see that which you dreaded most of all: You have an essay due this week.

The end of November?

Photo by Analyn Cuarto

“The days get shorter, the weather worsens, and I’m always stressed at this time of the year. If November were a colour, it would be grey.” — Janice Swanson

Diary of an accidental American

Photo by Analyn Cuarto

We are far from civilized America—instead, we pass old “Make America Great Again” signs that once stood on the lawns of rural Washington residents.

Left hook

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Gauche, who had been writing notes with her left hand at the time of the inquiry, allegedly dropped her pen and, without hesitation, swung at the unsuspecting first year.

Spence introduces new line of gluten-free diamonds

Illustration by Cara Seccafien

“Other diamond companies keep their diamonds locked in tiny cages around the clock—they never to see the light of day, or feel the grass under their incredibly sparkly feet. You won’t find any of that here.” – Spencer Spencington