Research suggests women envy moustaches, not penises
“There was already a wealth of scientific evidence telling us that women don’t find penises impressive,” Karen Green
Category: HUMOUR
Depression meals: Cheesus Christ!
Lay on the couch and do nothing for two hours until your stomach rumbles and reminds you that you’re hungry.
It’s cold outside
“Canada’s cold, but this is Vancouver. Snow shouldn’t happen here.” – Michelle Tougee
Other Press investigates biology lab accused of being empty
I heard crickets chirping, and that means there’s nobody there, right?
Intense, euphoric moment quickly buried in paperwork
A paperclip, a sad photo of a concrete building or cubicle, or one of those photos that shows a bunch of crazy trippy colours.
Essay-writing gothic
With tremulous fingertips, you turn the page in your homework agenda, only to see that which you dreaded most of all: You have an essay due this week.
New word discovered in laboratory; scientists amazed
Scientists announced their latest discovery: The rare English quintuple contraction, “y’all’dn’tv’e,” meaning “you all would not have.”
Vancouver’s blog condemns haters and phonies
Although most of the eight-page post consists mostly of Sonic fan art, the parts of the post where words are written call out the “haters” and “phonies” who live in its city.
Hell breaks loose: Demonically possessed computers linked to new virus
If you have already clicked the link in such an email, or otherwise believe your computer to be possessed, you are advised to contact a young priest, an old priest, and tech support.
The end of November?
“The days get shorter, the weather worsens, and I’m always stressed at this time of the year. If November were a colour, it would be grey.” — Janice Swanson