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Category: HUMOUR

Diary of an accidental American
HUMOUR

Diary of an accidental American

The Other PressNovember 1, 2017

We are far from civilized America—instead, we pass old “Make America Great Again” signs that once stood on the lawns of rural Washington residents.

Left hook
HUMOUR

Left hook

The Other PressOctober 26, 2017

Gauche, who had been writing notes with her left hand at the time of the inquiry, allegedly dropped her pen and, without hesitation, swung at the unsuspecting first year.

Woman arrested for texting partner too many times in a row
HUMOUR

Woman arrested for texting partner too many times in a row

The Other PressOctober 26, 2017

“Now I can freely walk the streets knowing that I won’t be confronted with the need to address any issues in a relationship I was part of.” -Mark Daven

Spence introduces new line of gluten-free diamonds
HUMOUR

Spence introduces new line of gluten-free diamonds

The Other PressOctober 26, 2017November 1, 2017

“Other diamond companies keep their diamonds locked in tiny cages around the clock—they never to see the light of day, or feel the grass under their incredibly sparkly feet. You won’t find any of that here.” – Spencer Spencington

A sexier Halloween: The Threequel
HUMOUR

A sexier Halloween: The Threequel

The Other PressOctober 26, 2017

Don’t fret! We’re back with another list of sexy costumes that will blow the minds of your friends and lovers!

No need to sneak these from mom’s cookie jar: Make them yourself!
HUMOUR

No need to sneak these from mom’s cookie jar: Make them yourself!

The Other PressOctober 26, 2017November 1, 2017

“If you long to finally bake the cookies my mother selfishly kept from me all these years, you’re in luck, because I was finally able to rip this recipe from her cold, dead hands.”

Local white person shocked that peace and love doesn’t solve racism
HUMOUR

Local white person shocked that peace and love doesn’t solve racism

The Other PressOctober 18, 2017

Why is it so hard to understand that peace and love is the way? After all, Kendall Jenner fixed racism with a can of Pepsi! Maybe if people just tried it, it could work.

Shoppers Drug Mart recalls new decoration line after complaints
HUMOUR

Shoppers Drug Mart recalls new decoration line after complaints

The Other PressOctober 18, 2017

My package it opened a door to hell,” stated Linda Willman, Richmond resident. “I didn’t know what to do; I don’t have a building permit for that.”

McDonald’s apologizes for trauma caused by 10-legged chickens
HUMOUR

McDonald’s apologizes for trauma caused by 10-legged chickens

The Other PressOctober 18, 2017

On September 30, our group of mature, GMO chickens ran up and over the thirty foot wall surrounding our lab. These chickens proceeded to reach speeds of up to 200 kilometers an hour as they ran towards the town of Taber in hopes of finding their desired food source: Corn.

MoA opens exhibit on the rise of the nerd
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MoA opens exhibit on the rise of the nerd

The Other PressOctober 18, 2017October 26, 2017

As total dorks and massive dweebs become increasingly mainstream, anthropologists at the university have made an effort to show how nerds have changed, grown, and become commonplace with a display that moves chronologically backwards.

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