10 last-minute Halloween costumes
Maybe you’re tired, or lazy, or both. Don’t worry, here are some great last minute costumes that take just as much time as you to plan ahead.
Category: HUMOUR
McBoneface pleads with public to be more considerate this fall
“I am not spooky. Both my girlfriend and psychiatrist said so.” – John Boney McBoneface
Correction: Super cool guy did not trip in public
Many witnesses reported that Harris seemed to have twisted his ankle upon landing, based on the fact that they heard him yell “Ow, my ankle!”
Large Hadron Collider discovers Satan particle
The Satan particle, or ‘Lucifron’ as it has been named by the team that discovered it, is now thought to be spontaneously generated whenever an act of evil occurs.
Robot baffled by CAPTCHA, saddened it cannot contribute positively to online discussion
“I do not see what it means by ‘Select images with a sign.’ Are all images not some type of sign? This is the 1,342,543rd attempt I have made.” – EX-74T, local robot.
Celebrities come back from the dead
“’Real eyes realize real lies’ just shows how unreal the people making this s**t up can be. I never said that, nor do I wish that I did.” – Tupac Shakur
Too sweet to handle
When you receive an alternative medicine license from VSNHC, it’s supposed to really mean something. Ms. Greene only received her license in 2013, so we find it difficult to believe that she has already forgotten how to differentiate between whole and processed foods.
BREAKING: Protesting a protest now illegal
Anyone caught protesting a protest will be subjected to a protest from a panel of their peers.
Independent woman briefly considers settling down, but then gets the jar open by herself
“I don’t own a pair of man hands myself, and stealing or buying human parts is illegal in this country, so this really seemed like a long-term, supportive relationship was my last option.
The anti-gothic
Either a spooky severed hand, or a black cat. Maybe covered in blood? That’d be awesome.