Yoga found to not only cure anxiety and depression, but leprosy, malaria, and broken bones as well
“Well, I mean, you can look at science, or you can look to your inner self,” said dedicated yogi Quinoa Jones.
Category: HUMOUR
Revelation that Hillary Clinton is kind of okay upsets many
“It’s just further proof that, you know, she’s pulling out every dirty trick in the book to try to get elected,” commented Trump supporter Guy White on his Facebook page.
Douglas Athletics Department starts up exciting new Clown-Hunters Club
The Clown-Hunters have described their sport as “a mega-huge intense game of full-contact manhunt.”
Bus driver causes chaos by asking everyone to move to the back of the bus
“People are being asked to ‘make room for other passengers’ and ‘walk two feet up a small set of stairs.’ The meaning of these messages are unclear, and passengers are starting to panic.”
The Other Press is hiring!
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Study finds that trigger-happy, racist douchebags make for shitty cops
“It turns out that a lot of police officers involved in shootings of unarmed black men have a history of racism and violence.”
Huge fuss made by police as man wears t-shirt at pool
“I just think it is really important that we, as a society, make sure to concern ourselves with the way that certain people want to dress.”
Canadians vote United States 2016 Election for best reality TV series
“It’s certainly not super successful as a democratic election,” said recent American refugee Mike LeMike.