Newspaper industry in decline, leading to many cutbacks along paper routes
âI have hamsters that need to be fed, a bike that needs a new bell⌠Iâm in deep here.â — Timmy Buckley, 12
Category: HUMOUR
Lena Dunham becomes a literal Nazi; attributes it to her âquirky sense of humourâ
Critics of Dunham have suggested that this stunt is nothing more than a desperate bid for attention, while her few remaining supporters have half-heartedly mumbled that âWell, Girls is a pretty progressive show, so like⌠she canât be that bad, right?â
Canadian Geese proven to absorb the repressed rage of the Canadian public
The answer? It might actually be our fault.
Stephen Harperâs band bails on opening for The Tragically Hip
âEver since Canada chose that hotter, younger prime minister, olâ Harp has been doing nothing but playing âMad Worldâ on his keyboard.â
Satire has been rendered meaningless by reality
âEvery time we write a piece of satire these days, something happens that makes it look like news.â
Apple shocks industry analysts by introducing iPhone 7 that doesnât suck
âItâs time to cut the bullshit,â said Jim Took, Appleâs CEO, as he took the stage.
Slack hacks for back to school
âHonestly, the less work you put into it, the better youâll be at it.â
2016 voted ‘Least Likely to Succeed’ by classmates
âWhen I knew 2016, it was the blandest year you could think of. But you know, in a serial killer kind of way.â
New 15 per cent tax on all goods and services for foreigners
A controversial 15 per cent property transfer tax for foreign nationals will now apply to all goods and services within BC, the provincial government has announced.
Canada prepares to accept American refugees
As the political climate in the United States of America becomes fraught with uncertainty and danger, communities across Canada are preparing to welcome an influx of American refugees this fall.