Transit etiquette
When I ride on transit, especially when it’s shoulder-to-shoulder, I’m always careful to angle my phone downward to make sure no one can read the messed up thoughts I’m frantically typing.
Category: HUMOUR
This just in
Millennials of 2015 have been shocked to learn that certain issues that they were in complete support or opposition of many years ago still remain actual things today.
12 days of finals
By Chandler Walter, Humour Editor On the twelfth day of finals, My Professors gave to me: 12 days of studying…
Things to get a college student this semester
With jolly ol’ December 25 coming around again, here is a list of things that your college going son, daughter, or friend is in desperate need of.
Hollywood to create male reboot
Just when you though Hollywood had run out of ideas, the genius writers over in L.A. have come up with their greatest idea yet: A male reboot of the hit movie Bridesmaids.
Kris Kringle declares bankruptcy three weeks before the holidays
Kris Kringle (often known as Father Christmas or Santa Claus), the keystone businessman and supplier of happiness for millions of children worldwide, has announced bankruptcy.
The war on Christmas: Part II
We normally don’t meddle in the affairs of… holidays. We sit in our homes and our Starbucks, living through December as if it were any other month. We atheists take no part in the wars of Christmas. Usually.
You can stand under my umbrella
Vancouver is known as a rainy city (suck it, Seattle) and as such there is one daily item that many Vancouverites will never leave their houses, apartments, or dorm rooms without: an umbrella.
Say bye-bye to bad drivers!
Due to the increase in traffic accidents, the Vancouver mayoral office, in conjunction with the Vancouver Police Department, has decided on a radical new approach to dealing with road safety.
Basic trolling
If there’s one thing I cannot stand hearing from my fellow men around these parts, it’s the oft-repeated yet groundless notion that Vancouver women are usually bitchy.