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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other...

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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come...

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With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper...