TransLink has been tasked with responding to the new flood of TransLink complaints about the issue, which have been sent by passengers through email, Twitter, and the new messaging system Brick-In-Window™.
“We belong to a civilization that has a space station orbiting Earth. People have walked on the moon. It shouldn’t take two hours to sail from Vancouver to Victoria.” – Claire Trevena
If you have already clicked the link in such an email, or otherwise believe your computer to be possessed, you are advised to contact a young priest, an old priest, and tech support.