Whatâs this week looking like for you?
By Sonam Kaloti, Arts Editor
Aries
The new moon on October 16 has opened you up to a great business (or romantic) partnership! Finances and new opportunities are looking good, but beware! The full moon on October 1 and Mercury being in retrograde from October 13 may be steering you in an angry direction. Maybe learn how to chill for once: just cause youâre the baby of the zodiac doesnât mean you get leeway to be an angry little monster.
Taurus
Cuffing season was meant just for you, baby! Mercury retrograde is in your 7th House of Partnership beginning October 13. This means if youâre single you may fall head over heels for someone new, but if youâre in a relationship, you might just get reminded why youâre together.
The anxiety from the full moon on October 1 may still be holding you back. Surrender to the waves! Stop being such a stubborn bull and become more like a sardine, drifting in the vast flow of the ocean.
Gemini
Not so two-faced this month, are you, Gemini? This month youâre all about family, home matters, and finances. You might get approved for a loan or the real estate youâve been trying to acquire. Gee, how exciting you are!
The new moon on October 16 falls into your 5th House of Romanceâswoon! Might want to have a chat with your partner about having that baby.
Cancer
Venus is in your 3rd House of Communication this week, so youâve truly got love on the brain. Youâve got the liquid luck potion in your heart, so all your romantic endeavors will be successful. Too bad your shitty work life is screaming in your head, interrupting that smooth jazz. Get a grip and get your girl, silly crab.
Leo
You started this month feeling completely hopeless in getting an education. Itâs okay, we canât all be geniuses. Besides getting that coin, this month kind of sucks for you. Donât blame me, blame the stars. Luckily, the Full Moon on October 31 is in your sign, so youâll be back to you old, loud, obnoxious self in no time!
 Virgo
You are a God this week. Youâre all about confidence and positive vibes, everyoneâs vying for your affection, moneyâs coming your way⌠itâs seriously the best. Nothing bad to say here. You should probably think about carrying around an evil eye, though.
Libra
So, your dead relationship ended in the last couple weeks. Nice, it wasnât worth saving, pal. The New Moon on October 16 fell in your sign, and youâre feeling the affects. Try not to use people as rebounds too hard, heartbreaker, or you may be the one getting body parts broken.
Scorpio
Mercury in Retrograde is really messing you upâin a good way. Youâre finally learning how to not be a controlling prick! Open your mind, revise your mindset, and be better! It may be hard right now, but everyone else is doing it⌠soâŚ
Sagittarius
Your love life is a hot mess, but isnât it always? Anyway, itâs not like you care! Youâre free as a bird, and people are just other birds, all flying somewhereâŚ. Who needs a flock?
You know what does fly with you forever? Money, baby! And your finances and career are on FIRE this week. Ask for a raise because youâll get it. Get ready to marry that upcoming promotion!
Capricorn
You are a domestic disaster. Youâre an angry, sensitive, big baby. Grow up. Once youâve done that, begin putting your career goals in motion. This is the perfect week for professional matters.
Aquarius
Yes, you got chosen to be on the money train, too, Aquarius. Thatâs good because your Ruler of Love, Mercury, is in retrograde. You feel unsupported, so youâve chucked that relationship to the backseat. Itâs okay, just absorb love from the world instead, you humanitarian angel.
PiscesÂ
Youâre dreamily thinking about a special someone, and hopelessly falling⌠behind in school. This special someone is helping you realize your dreams and they seem like theyâve magically fallen from the heavens, created just for you! Too bad you wonât fulfill those dreams if you keep barely getting Dâs. Wake up!
