Humans of New West

Martin Luther King Jr.’s thunder was stolen this past Martin Luther King day, as actor Leonardo DiCaprio came forward in a statement explaining that he, in fact, was responsible for the iconic dream.

Make sure your body is nice and clean. Nothing takes the fun out of a trip to the lake like having dirt or blood all over your body! Bleach should take care of any nasty stains, and it also removes any traces of fingerprints that may have been left by you or your accomplices. How fun!