L&S Listed: 10 reasons not to go to class

As the semester drags on, you might find yourself in need of an un-sanctioned break. Here at the Other Press, we definitely donā€™t condone missing class for any reasonā€”except the following 10 air-tight reasons for missing class! (Just kidding. Go to class.)

1. Broke a nail
2. Might break a nail
3. Catching up on True Detective
4. Solving a crime like a true detective
5. SkyTrain acting upā€¦ again!
6. SkyTrain probably acting up, may as well stay in bed
7. Too tired
8. Too much energy, would distract others
9. Woke up on the wrong side of the bed
10. Woke up on the right side of the bed, may as well enjoy the day!