L&S Listed: 10 things nobody tells you about long fake nails

There comes a time in every girlā€™s life when she looks at her bank account and thinks, ā€œWell, what the hell do I spend all this money on?ā€ Itā€™s important to eat up your funds right away, because money not-spent is money not benefiting the economy. Fake gel nails are a really good way to pour your hard-borrowed cash down the drain, and they come with the following 10 fun perks!

1. You will become extra-good at grabbing handfuls of chips.
2. Buttons will flummox you.
3. Depending on how sharp you get them, you might stab your friends.
4. You might also stab your pets.
5. You will definitely stab your boyfriendā€”but he might like that.
6. Get ready to re-learn how to type!
7. You will hate yourself for making this decisionā€¦
8. ā€¦while simultaneously feeling so, so fancy and elegant.
9. You will eventually get used to them and buy fancier clothes to match your new look.
10. When you go back for fills, you will probably upgrade to some cute 3-D nail art.