Crime Report: Cereal mascot chase ends in devastation
In recent news this week, various cereal brand mascots have met their fate at the hands of those they were fleeing.
Canadian Militia takes over cabin in northern BC
A group of wily, red-blooded Canadian boys have recently taken over a cabin in the northern reaches of British Columbia.
Leonardo DiCaprio comes clean about being behind Martin Luther King Jr.’s dream
Martin Luther King Jr.’s thunder was stolen this past Martin Luther King day, as actor Leonardo DiCaprio came forward in a statement explaining that he, in fact, was responsible for the iconic dream.
Douglas College experiences Yellow Friday
Not long after scientists came out with the hotly debated “Blue Monday”—that is, the statistically saddest day of the year—super real scientists decided to put their attentions and resources to solve another one of the universe’s big mysteries: what is the happiest day of the year?
Score, then be scored upon
The saying goes, “The best defence is a good offence.” The men’s basketball team must have read that passage several hundred times on the ferry to visit Camosun.
Players of the Week
George Thompson played an essential role both games this weekend. In two tight five-set games, Thompson was one of two players on the team that played in all 10 of them.
Player profile: Bryce Derton
Bryce Derton is a first year player for the men’s basketball team. The Royals’ No. 12 plays shooting guard, and is enrolled at Douglas in the Criminology program.
Royals sidestep Chargers
It was an exciting weekend for the Royals as they hosted a strong Camosun squad that would put them through their paces.
To the top they go
At the start of the season, only head coach Courtney Gerwing could see the immense skill and the unlimited potential of her squad.