Premature love poems
This is just to say I have eaten my ācrumbsā that were in your lady box
Split into two
Iāve been wooed by my childhood love, Pasta. I grew up with Pasta, and we both know each other very well. We have countless memories together, such as the early days when he was just a small macaroni. Oh, he was so cheesy back then!
#RepaintGate?
Controversy erupted at last Sundayās Super Bowl game, with accusations flying from both sides of the field. Social media was abuzz over New England Patriots kickerās comment at halftime.
Breakups for Dummies?
Valentineās Day celebrates love and relationshipsābut we all know that relationships often do end. So, in the same way that you can express love on V-Day, you definitely can announce a breakup too. In fact, as soon as you get in a relationship you should start keeping a list of potential reasons to break up to be on the safe side. Did you forget to keep a list?
Iād take that class!
In this third-level course, we will cover the ins and outs of the Walk of Shame. Check your morals at the door, and take a seat in this interactive class to learn the famous āHug & Rollā getaway technique, how to spruce yourself up in a jiffy so no one will know your Shame but you, and just where the Walk of Shame term came from.
The history of Valentineās Day
Love is in the air at our fine institution. Not only because Februaryās most prolific holiday is upon us quite shortly, but also because I see relatively tame public displays of affection regularly. Quick pecks on the lips, handholding, and even something as simple as two intimate people transfixed by the conversation, smiling at one anotherāseeing all of these things, and experiencing them myself, just puts a big smile on my face.
I love bad bitches
I had some trouble coming up with what to write about for this Lettitor, to be honest. I briefly considered writing about da bae, but I empathize with those who would find a 600-word piece on my happiness sickeningly saccharine. Letās be honest, Valentineās Day is among the most overwhelmingly caloric of all the sweet holidays, and I think I would blush with embarrassment if I spent editorial space on giving people cavities.
Donāt Be That Guy: Butt-hurt cupid
Ah, Valentineās Day. Love is in the air, the roses are overpriced, and reservations at all restaurants filled up months ago. Isnāt it magical?
You canāt level up in love
When we enter a relationship, itās easy to start fantasizing about all the possibilities. We all have our own reasons for developing a romantic bond with another person. Perhaps we want to get married, have children, and live a fated life.