Goodnight Peter Mansbear.
Have you considered the athleticism required to go up an icy hill with nothing but your shoes, perhaps with added weight in a backpack?
Paul Palemen, director of the committee’s outreach initiatives, explained how they hoped the badges would help dull the embarrassing pain of losing on the international stage.
The population increase is more substantial, boosting Canada’s overall count by five million people and an innumerable number of mosquitos.
Despite the low morale caused by the lack of memes, the VH has decided to turn the tables and directly appeal to the youth demographic.
“I can write a note saying sorry after eating my co-worker’s lunch knowing damn well that I don’t feel bad and they can’t do anything because I used the ‘S’-word.” -Tania Cripshank
“We can’t let a little human rights violation and corporate greed from a Canadian company throw us off our niceness game.” – Carley Alben