Participants were recorded on how many times they clenched their fists, slammed the table, or shouted at the ceiling “I’LL SHOW THEM! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!”
“For the hashtag to achieve full potency, ensure that you don’t discuss in-person any aspect of the problematic culture our society is currently living,” advises the report.
People are looking at their phones all the time, so no one will notice if you take a nibble out of their arm when you’re hungry.
“I believe a stump sanctuary is the best thing that can happen to that rainforest. The Amazon is just filled with weird animals and environments I do not understand or care to learn about. It’s all super gross.”
Either season your ramen with salt, or your tears caused by how you can never get the boiled egg right.
It has now been revealed that the games do in fact contain hidden messages, depictions of blood rituals, the number of the beast, and other satanic references in an attempt to appease Lucifer himself.
Okay, word for an issue you struggle with, I can do this… No, I can’t. That’s okay, I’ll move on for now and come back to it.