Fauxroscopes

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) There seems to be a slight electricity problem with your house. It appears that your neighbor has found…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Social events are good for you. They get you outside of your parent’s basement and you could potentially…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Do you want someone to take you away from all this ‘living’ nonsense? Unfortunately, nobody can and nobody…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Well, it’s November. Time to get started on the annual house cleaning. Be warned: the dust bunnies living…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Tonight on television, a surprising revelation will leave you hanging open-mouthed on the edge of your seat. Yes,…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Communication is clear today, so now would be a good time to get the word out about the…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Restriction and discipline were never your strong suits but ask yourself: do you really need 5,000 boxes of…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Now would be a good time to pitch that brilliant new idea to your boss. You better do…

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today, I learned that blowing up a paper bag can have major consequences, especially if that act is…

Fauxroscopes: September 18–24, 2012

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today, I learned that blowing up a paper bag can have major consequences, especially if that act is…