Tag: HUMOUR
Depression meals: Tis the season for fighting your family
Prep the only large Tupperware container you have. Line the bottom with paper towel. Or don’t. I don’t care.
New study reveals that 40 per cent of research is done out of spite
Participants were recorded on how many times they clenched their fists, slammed the table, or shouted at the ceiling “I’LL SHOW THEM! I’LL SHOW THEM ALL!!!”
Inspirational story: My commute is still terrible
TransLink is entering a brave new world, and we’re just coming along for the overcrowded ride.
Report: Social epidemic solved after related hashtag trends for seven weeks
“For the hashtag to achieve full potency, ensure that you don’t discuss in-person any aspect of the problematic culture our society is currently living,” advises the report.
Letter to the Editor: Cannibalism is fine
People are looking at their phones all the time, so no one will notice if you take a nibble out of their arm when you’re hungry.
Nations band together to create Amazon stump sanctuary
“I believe a stump sanctuary is the best thing that can happen to that rainforest. The Amazon is just filled with weird animals and environments I do not understand or care to learn about. It’s all super gross.”
Depression meals: Send noods
Either season your ramen with salt, or your tears caused by how you can never get the boiled egg right.
‘The suburban ’90s moms were right,’ say Wizards of the Coast
It has now been revealed that the games do in fact contain hidden messages, depictions of blood rituals, the number of the beast, and other satanic references in an attempt to appease Lucifer himself.
Tips on curbing procrastination
Okay, word for an issue you struggle with, I can do this… No, I can’t. That’s okay, I’ll move on for now and come back to it.