Shouting orange suggests democracy is now illegal
McLiar then pulled out a bullhorn and blasted it into his mic for a solid two minutes, drowning out the reporterâs question and deafening everyone in the vicinity.
Tag: HUMOUR
WikiLeaks reveals gay agenda
Most agents of actors and writers have refused to comment on the undoubtedly evil schemes campaigning for what one email called âbasic human dignitiesâ for gay people in the west.
Plus-one wedding etiquette
Ask them to name a kid after you. Who knows? They might just say yes!
A formal letter of apology from the Other Press to President Elect Donald Trump
It has come to my attention that youâve expressed calm and rational feelings of discontent at the use of unflattering pictures of you by news organizations in publications.
Airport security gothic
The man stares at you. You stare back at him. Your eyes beg for mercy.
Woman falls in love with persistent man after 84th unanswered text
âIt totally wasnât creepy at all, and was in fact totally normal and reasonable human behaviour.â
Unfamiliar shower gothic
You figure that if anyone is going to die by accidentally causing an otherwise benign showerhead to explode like a grenade, causing shrapnel to imbed itself into bathroom tile and flesh alike, itâs going to be you.
Local man creates stirring art installation: âLarge Truck, Small Car Spotâ
I guess the best part of all this is that if it was just someone being wildly inconsiderate, now their truck is roped off and inaccessible.