Breaking mews
Who will be the next paw-resident? Here with us today are Dognald Ruff and Hillary Kitten.
Tag: HUMOUR
What your Mario Kart main says about you
“Complete anarchists” is the only way to describe people who choose Bowser. You bring chaos and destruction with you wherever you go, especially the racetrack.
Tsawwassen Mills gives away hundreds of thousands in gift cards on Instagram
“I don’t get what they don’t understand about why stores would want to give away hundreds of thousands of dollars just to get some social media attention, it’s obviously foolproof.”
‘If there’s no price tag, does that mean it’s free?’ and other amazing jokes
“Pro-tip! Baristas always love it when you order something off the Secret Menu.”
Company bravely refuses to hire anyone other than white men to combat tokenism
“It’s the brave choice, I think, and a step in the right direction.”
Yoga found to not only cure anxiety and depression, but leprosy, malaria, and broken bones as well
“Well, I mean, you can look at science, or you can look to your inner self,” said dedicated yogi Quinoa Jones.
Revelation that Hillary Clinton is kind of okay upsets many
“It’s just further proof that, you know, she’s pulling out every dirty trick in the book to try to get elected,” commented Trump supporter Guy White on his Facebook page.
