Dear Aunt Agony, Thanks for your advice on that big problem I was having trouble with! Now I know what to do about my finances! Sincerely, Confused Dear Confused,…
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Political scientists: We did not see that shit coming. Like, at all. By Liam Britten, Chief Right-Wing Lunacy Editor In a move that has sent shockwaves through provincial politics across…
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Absolute monarchy restored as very special birthday present for a very special monarch By Liam Britten the First, By Grace of God, Humour Editor Queen Elizabeth II turned 86 years…
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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press presents Live Wires, the best news stories from around the…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will be taped to a chair and be forced to watch a Maury marathon. Come on, we all know it’s your guilty pleasure. Aquarius (1/20-2/18) When…
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With, Aunt Agony It has come to my attention that the only font of helpful advice in this newspaper comes from a “psychic” who deals with unreliable sources. Horoscopes are…
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International language added to better reflect Canada’s funky multiculturalism By Liam Britten, Chief Linguistic Limbo Editor [dropcap]A[/dropcap] revision of the Official Languages Act cleared the Senate today, and Canada, by adopting…
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City of Vancouver builds flammable, wooden decoy city to confuse hooligans during inevitable playoff riot By Liam Britten, Chief City of Turds and Boobs Editor [dropcap]A[/dropcap]fter the chaos and carnage…
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Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Love hurts when you’re in love with a knife. It’s also embarrassing to explain to the doctor how that knife got stuck in there. [hr] Aquarius (1/20-2/18) Hi,…
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In an effort to provide you with better news coverage and put three writers out of work, The Other Press presents Live Wires, the best news stories from around the…