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Category: Fauxroscopes

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressDecember 3, 2013

By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor Capricorn (12/22-1/19) A rafflesia plant can fill your home with the smells characteristic of a…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressOctober 1, 2013

By Cazzy Saturn Lewchuk, Ascending in Omicron Persei 8 Capricorn (12/22-1/19) A black cat will follow you around all day…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressSeptember 24, 2013

By Dr. Cazzy Lewchuk, B.S. Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Today you will die under mysterious circumstances. Your body, covered in boils and…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressSeptember 17, 2013September 17, 2013

By Cazzy Lewchuk, Master Liar Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Things may get your goat today. A stray goat that wandered into the…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressSeptember 10, 2013

By Livia Turnbull, Humour Editor Capricorn (12/22-1/19) You have to take responsibility for your dreams. You’d better apologize to the…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes Sex Tips Edition

The Other PressJuly 2, 2013July 2, 2013

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (December 22-January 19) To spice up your sex life, try shoving a pickle jar up your…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes – Final exam hints edition!

The Other PressApril 16, 2013

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (12/22-1/19) On your Geography final, be sure to avoid answering anything to do with Manitoba. Also,…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressApril 9, 2013

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Even if you already have a job, be on the lookout for places hiring for…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes

The Other PressMarch 5, 2013March 5, 2013

By Madame Mystique Capricorn (12/22-1/19) I know midterms can be stressful, but they’re nothing compared to midterm nightmares. You dream…

Fauxroscopes HUMOUR

Fauxroscopes: Jan. 22-28

The Other PressJanuary 22, 2013

Capricorn (12/22-1/19) Despite what the Mayan-predicted doomsday that was supposed to hit last month, a new year has arrived. I’m…

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