Local man sinks to centre of Earth due to giant fashion sneakers
‘The laces alone weigh 87 pounds,’ says fashion insider By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor “Fashion is beauty, and beauty is…
Category: HUMOUR
Passive aggressive coworker rolls eyes into back of own head
‘She kept saying she was fine when she clearly wasn’t’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Customers and coworkers alike…
Gavel of the law brought down on local auction house
Going once, going twice, sued! By Naomi Ambrose, Contributor Reporters have gotten to the root of the latest scandal…
New Year’s Eve anxiety comes earlier than predicted
‘I’ll literally sell my soul for a party hat and a noisemaker,’ says citizen By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What…
Five movies to watch while your friend vacations in Indonesia
This one’s for Elodie, you bitch By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Did you think everybody was just as committed to…
Breaking news: Everyone at the gym is looking at you right now
‘When you wheeze for air under the guise of tying your shoe, they know’ By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor Studies…
Woman promptly begins Christmas celebrations on November 1
‘Yule be sorry you didn’t,’ says Janice Lind, Christmas enthusiast By Roshni Riar, Staff Writer Christmas certainly came early to…
‘Manspreader’ rightfully earns multiple seats on crowded bus
‘He could take my job if he really wanted,’ says bus driver By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor In one bold…
George Vancouver’s great-great-grandson looking for new Halloween costume
‘Think John A. MacDonald, but sexy’ By Naomi Ambrose, Staff Writer Walter Vancouver has had quite enough. “This Halloween, I…
Family party ruined when reminded that it ‘might be grandma’s last Christmas’
‘I left immediately after,’ says partygoer By Isabelle Orr, Entertainment Editor What began this Sunday as a cheerful union of…