Man dies from severe case of the Mondays
âWhen we opened him up we found tiny tear-off calendars that just had Mondays printed on them.â – VGH Doctor
Category: HUMOUR
Google Maps introduces next generation of travel modes for modern user
So far, public response to the updates has been positive, with particular praise going towards the âskippingâ and âwalking briskly, after just gotten laidâ modes.
Consecutive days of good weather fills city with confusion, fear
âThereâs nothing we can do except actually go outside and enjoy the fresh air.â Brad McChinsley, weather reporter.
East Africa solves famine by ordering Endless Shrimp from Red Lobster
âI stayed away from the breaded shrimp and the linguini shrimpâthose fill you up too quickly!â – John Magufuli
Top free places to camp in Vancouver
In Vancouver, summer is the best time of the year. Unfortunately, since you live here, your wallet isnât having the best time.
The Other Press sweeps awards at The Other Press awards show
The trophies themselves are made of solid gold and depict a figure admiring their own reflection in a mirror.
Office plant pines for better work-life balance
âItâs just work, work, work all the time, you know?â â the ficus
City introduces microscopic suites to solve housing crisis
âI donât really own much, just a few of my favorite electrons,â Jared Yoon, micro-suite applicant.
Robot voice on TransLink buses falls into deep depression
TransLink has been tasked with responding to the new flood of TransLink complaints about the issue, which have been sent by passengers through email, Twitter, and the new messaging system Brick-In-Windowâ˘.
Adam Sandler announces movie trilogy based on Tolkienâs âSilmarillionâ
The first film in the project is slated for a late 2018 release, allowing a full six months of production.