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Your eyes flutter open to the sight of nothing. It’s dark. So dark.
Registries for the rest of us
Lately it seems that everywhere I go (and by go, I mean Facebook), someone is getting engaged, or married, or having a baby. While I totally celebrate the accomplishments/milestones of my friends/Facebook friends, I am also seriously jealous of the big, important thing that comes along with a significant milestone like a marriage or birth: gift registries.
The last will and testament of Sherman Shore, film critic extraordinaire
My dearest Shawna,
You know me, your caring husband, quite well. So you must remember—on our honeymoon, when we went dune buggying on the smooth, sandy hills of Cairo—my personal prediction about my own untimely and early death.