Your horoscopes
This month, our in-house psychic has used the “random” option on urbandictionary.com, and applied whatever word to come up as your horoscope for the month!
Lazy student awarded medal of honour for perfect lateness excuse
“It makes every other excuse look like complete garbage.” —Dennis Employerman
Driven mad
I am on the front lines of society, and I’ve seen its deep-fried underbelly.
How do we stop terrorism in the Middle East?
“With guns, you can kill terrorists. With education, you can kill terrorism.”
It’s okay to be sick of politics
Come election time, it seems as though 50 per cent of voters are evil strangers who care about no one else but themselves.
Jess’ juices: Fruity, sweet, and summery
This is what Sailor Moon would drink if she wanted to get smashed.
The Other Playlist
As Vancouver temperatures begin to rise, the season of cruising in your car with the windows rolled down and speakers blaring is upon us.
RPG Hooks: Princesses are always trouble
It all happened so fast. One second you were enjoying a nice pint of mead with some friends, and the next you were being arrested for kidnapping the princess.
Getting stuff done for people who simply can’t get stuff done
How do you eat an elephant? One bite at a time.